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gazzymouse: hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious. I just think it’s hilarious. The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun. “Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’ “We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.
gazzymouse: hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious. I just think it’s hilarious. The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun. “Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’ “We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.
gazzymouse: hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious. I just think it’s hilarious. The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun. “Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’ “We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.
gazzymouse: hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious. I just think it’s hilarious. The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun. “Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’ “We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.
gazzymouse: hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious. I just think it’s hilarious. The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun. “Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’ “We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.
gazzymouse: hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious. I just think it’s hilarious. The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun. “Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’ “We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.
gazzymouse: hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious. I just think it’s hilarious. The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun. “Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’ “We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.
gazzymouse: hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious. I just think it’s hilarious. The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun. “Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’ “We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.
gazzymouse: hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious. I just think it’s hilarious. The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun. “Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’ “We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.
gazzymouse: hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious. I just think it’s hilarious. The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun. “Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’ “We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.

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Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun.

“Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’

“We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’” - Source

I find it very interesting that Spielberg finds a playful on screen homosexual couple more harmful towards children than a scene about killing yourself.

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The Girl Who Cries Wolf: The Dinner Guest

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The Dinner Guest

The wine sipped too quickly, has gone to my head. I watch the way your hands move as you tell your joke and laugh a little too loudly when you deliver the punch line.

His eyes flash at me from across the table. The same disapproving look he shot me earlier, as I was getting dressed.

It’s a bit tight.

Don’t be ridiculous, I say.

How do you know him again?

Just an old friend. We worked together years ago.

He clears his throat, breaking my reverie. My grin fades into a small, restrained smile.

You top up his glass.

The conversation drifts into stocks and bonds. My mind begins to wander, like a bored schoolgirl.

Your hand brushes my leg.

Was it an accident? I look at you questioningly but you are staring straight ahead, engrossed in conversation.

Then there it is again. Very deliberately, resting on my knee.

God, your hands.

They slide up my thigh and under my skirt, lightly skimming the fabric of my panties.

It’s been so long.

I part my legs under the table.

The conversation turns to politics.

A mirror effect, you say.

He looks confused. What’s this about mirrors?

The word sends a jolt through my body.

Your hand slips into my panties. 

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